Follow the signs for Idiocy
until you arrive at the big round-about.
Take the right exit (you will not know which is the right exit
until you have taken the wrong exit and doubled back).
Follow this road.
You will find it twists and turns. A lot!
Ignore all arrows pointing to Love, Respect, Self-Satisfaction and Pride, these are dead ends.
Make a U-turn at Happiness and head for Rejection.
Fear will be on your left (Some people like to stop here for a bite to eat)!
Go round in circles. A lot!
At this point all paths lead here - take one
No ball of string is long enough
And you can not see here from the air.
Welcome to Despair.
Note to self: These are also the directions to Disney Land, Paris. Who knew?